The Nigerian Letter To France, Germany and Russia
The guys at Powerline had this - how appropriate.
“CONFIDENTIAL REQUEST.”
“ATTN:SIR/MADAM”
“This letter might come as a surprise to you, as we are both complete strangers. I got your name and contacts from a business associate of mine who recommends you as a trustworthy person. Due to my position as President of the Republic of Iraq, and due to generosity of the United Nations, I’m in a position to search discreetly and diligently for a foreign partner that could assist us concerning a business matter, which will be of mutual benefit to all. We do require your assistance in the disposition of some US$10,000,000,000.00 (ten Billion United State Dollars) coming into our account as part of the Food For Oil programme.”
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